ULTIMATE FREEDOM!!!

Thank god I got the fat guy. He excused my curb-bumping, bumper-hovering parallel parking, and didn't mind when I suddenly felt the dire itch to cough up my entrails, and gave me a licence! YESSSSS! So right after ballet (and a much-needed shower) I drove for MY FIRST TIME ALONE. I got all dressed up for this special occasion. In my linen dress which coincidentally shows my belly button through the little only part of see-through-ness. Weird. So as I backed out of my driveway I heard on the radio "now I'm freeeee, free fallin" and it was absolutely wondrous. I drove to Brooks and got dogfood. Then I drove to Boho where, in the parking lot, I saw Kate and Katie! So within the three or so minutes of being able to drive, I broke the law and drove other people, for no reason really because I went like 2 feet and parked. Nice. Then I drove myself to Myla's house, on the way to which my cup of water fell onto my lap and I almost crashed. But no, I just crashed two days ago, I drove into a horse. statue. That's enough accidents. But I am extremely thrilled. And I'm getting a laptop. So basically, my life rocks almost as much as Long-View.